A scene from earlier this week:
Kid: Uh oh, I almost said the "F" word.
Me: Hmmmm. What's the "F" word?
Kid: You know, Mom, FART.
Me: Oh yes, fart, the "F" word!
We watched War Games with The Kid yesterday, thinking it would a good fit for our computer obsessed boy who is being bombarded with military lingo on the playground. It was a hit, but I did not expect the number of expletives that peppered the film, despite it's PG rating.
I prepared The Kid for kissing, which is a big drawback in films for him, I remembered a couple of kisses. I remembered Matthew Broderick in all his computer geeky-ness and Ally Sheedy in her dewy youth. I was pleasantly surprised to see a young John Spencer as an army officer who's conscience gets the best of him in the first moments of the film. (Will I ever see him without mentally referencing The West Wing, without shouting "Leo!")
Movies were paced differently in the 80's and The Kid got a little antsy waiting for things to get going. Once the computers entered the story line though, he was hooked. It's rated PG but I was just not prepared for all the sh*t and *sshole references. At the first one, The Kid raised his eyebrows and looked over at me to see how I was going to react. I shrugged. At the next one, he giggled.
We've talked about some of these words and I've told The Kid they're not bad words. They have no special powers. They are words that are impolite, words we don't repeat because they're offensive and unimaginative, not bad. Words that if you say them at school, you'll get in trouble.
This language, and this playground education of tanks and brigades and military strategies, are steps he's taking into the world of being a big kid, of being a BOY with a capital B and the last thing I want to do is get left behind. So we spent our weekend exploring the words I'd rather he not say and drawing sketches of armored tanks.
My tank looked more like an elephant.