Flu

Oh, internet. The head cold I proclaimed to have yesterday has transformed into the flu (despite the flu shot I got back in October like the good citizen I am). And just as no one cares what you had for lunch, no one wants to hear about my creepy flu symptoms. I will only say this, I am not just under the weather - the weather has pinned me down in itchy grass and is wallowing around on top of me like a brutish older cousin.